epiphanies and among other things as well.

I’m a loser by my standards. I graduated high school 7 years ago. I’m 24 years old and i’m working at a dead end job. I don’t know what I want to do with my life. I haven’t found anything i’m passionate about, and i’m not good at anything.

This was an epiphany I had over the weekend when I saw one of my oldest friends graduate with her masters in psychology. She’s a year older than me.

My life is not even close what I had imagined it to be when I graduated high school. Things happened and I had to adjust to life.

I’m in a depressed state of mind right now.

I hate wearing pants.

If you have to go back on the Maury show more than twice to find out who the father of your baby is, you should just give up and admit you’re a ho.

I wish getting an education wasn’t so expensive.

During my senior year in high school in band class, one of my friends was sitting down on the steps in the band room and his butt crack was out. My other friend asked me for a piece of paper, and when I gave it to him, he tore it into little paper balls, and he started to toss the little paper balls into the butt crack of our bandmate. He finally got one to fall in, and we celebrated like idiots. We then got in trouble from our band director, and we had to spend our lunch in his office. It was awkward and funny. I spilled my ice tea by accident and we started to laugh and then our band director walked in and kicked us out. The following day he made us run laps for an hour straight while the rest of the band rehearsed. I couldn’t move my legs for like a day and a half. Tossing little paper balls into our bandmate’s butt crack was worth it.

I don’t get why Iron Man didn’t just call the Avengers from the beginning to help.